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Short, Catchy Intro

So you want brownies but also vegetables? Cool. Welcome to the weirdly wonderful world of Broccoli And Feta Brownies. These are not the dessert brownies your grandma warned you about. Think of them as savory, snackable squares that somehow make broccoli feel sexy. They are perfect for weird potlucks, lunchboxes, or when you need something that says I cook sometimes.

You will not be judged if you lick the spoon. Also, FYI, they are surprisingly addictive. If you like easy dishes that punch above their weight, you will want to try this. If you like broccoli in anything, you might also enjoy this tasty twist on a classic stir fry Beef and Broccoli Stir Fry.

Why This Recipe is Awesome

It sounds ridiculous and yet it works. Weird flex, but OK.
It takes about 45 minutes from start to finish, which is basically the speed of a microwave lasagna but way more impressive.
It is forgiving. Underbaked? Still tasty. Overbaked? Still edible. Burned? OK maybe not.
It sneaks veggies into people who claim they hate them. Sneaky but kind.
You can eat them warm or cold. They travel well. They pair nicely with coffee, wine, or smug approval.

Ready for something silly that tastes good? Let’s get to the fun part.

Ingredients You’ll Need

1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon onion powder
Pinch of red pepper flakes (optional)
3/4 cup milk (any type, dairy or non-dairy)
1/2 cup olive oil
2 large eggs, at room temperature
1 cup finely chopped fresh broccoli florets
3/4 cup crumbled feta cheese
1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley (optional)

Yes, broccoli and feta. Yes, squares. Yes, you will probably make them again. Also, use room temperature eggs unless you enjoy a baking tantrum.

Step-by-Step Instructions

Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C). Prepare an 8×8-inch baking pan by greasing it with olive oil or baking spray and optionally lining it with parchment paper. Greasing plus parchment equals easy removal.
Steam the finely chopped broccoli florets until crisp-tender, about 3 to 5 minutes. Rinse under cold water and drain thoroughly. Pat dry with a towel so the batter does not turn soggy.
Crumble the feta cheese into small pieces. Ensure the eggs are at room temperature. Small feta bits give better mouthfeel than one big chunk.
In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, salt, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, and red pepper flakes. Whisk like you mean it.
In another bowl, whisk together the milk, olive oil, and the two eggs until well combined. Aim for homogenous mixture. No streaky egg whites allowed.
Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and mix until just combined. Do not overmix. A few lumps are fine. Overmixing will make the brownies tough.
Gently fold in the steamed broccoli florets, crumbled feta, and optional parsley. Fold until evenly distributed. Be gentle, you are not making a smoothie.
Spread the batter evenly in the prepared baking pan and bake for 25 to 30 minutes until edges are golden and a toothpick comes out clean. Rotate the pan halfway if your oven has hot spots.
Allow the brownies to cool in the pan for 30 to 45 minutes before slicing into squares. Cooling helps them set so they do not crumble like a sad cookie.

Common Mistakes to Avoid

Thinking you do not need to preheat the oven. Rookie move. Preheat. Always.
Skipping the drain step on the broccoli because you are impatient. Wet broccoli equals mushy brownies. No thank you.
Overmixing the batter. This turns these into chewy bricks. Not the vibe.
Using salty feta and then adding a bunch of extra salt. Taste and adjust, not guess.
Slicing too soon. If you cut while hot you will create a crumbly mess and then cry a little. Let them chill out.

Alternatives & Substitutions

No milk in the fridge? Use water plus a splash of olive oil or any non-dairy milk. I use almond milk when I am being fancy.
Want a greener experience? Swap broccoli for finely chopped spinach or kale. It changes the texture but keeps the vibe.
Not a feta fan? Try goat cheese or ricotta for creaminess. For a dairy-free option use a crumbly vegan cheese.
Want extra protein? Stir in a handful of chopped cooked chicken or bacon bits. Yes, bacon makes everything more fun. IMO it is totally allowed.
Need gluten free? Use a 1 to 1 gluten free flour blend. The texture will be slightly different but still comforting.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q Do these taste like dessert brownies?
A Not even close. These are savory and slightly tangy from the feta. Think snack squares not cake.

Q Can I freeze them?
A Absolutely. Wrap individual squares in plastic or foil and freeze. Thaw in the fridge or microwave for 30 seconds. Great for future you.

Q Can I use frozen broccoli instead of fresh?
A You can but thaw and drain the frozen broccoli very well. Frozen tends to carry more water and you do not want soggy batter.

Q How long do they keep in the fridge?
A Up to 4 days in an airtight container. Warm them a bit before serving if you prefer melted feta vibes.

Q Can I make them in a muffin tin instead of a pan?
A Yes. Bake times will drop to about 18 to 22 minutes. They are excellent as portable mini squares.

Q Do I need to steam the broccoli or can I sauté it?
A Either works. Steaming keeps it bright and simple. Sautéing adds flavor, especially if you use garlic, but let it cool first.

Q Can I add herbs or spices?
A Sure. Try dill, oregano, or extra parsley. Want heat? Add more red pepper flakes.

Final Thoughts

You did it. You made something unusual and delicious and probably impressed at least one roommate or coworker. These Broccoli And Feta Brownies are great for letting your kitchen personality show off without needing a culinary degree. They are a little weird, a little classy, and 100 percent snackable.

Tip Let them cool fully before slicing if you want neat squares. If you want rustic charm just hack at them while warm and act like it was intentional.

Now go impress someone or yourself with these savory squares. You absolutely earned it. Enjoy the bragging rights.

Conclusion

If you want other creative veggie brownie ideas check out this savory spin on the same theme Broccoli and Feta Brownie Bars – Hungry Happens. For a leafy green alternative that leans into spinach flavors try this playful recipe Spinach and Feta Brownies – iFoodReal.com.